Dial-up Internet

A family member of mine has AOL Dial-up internet. I mean, is she one of the 14 people that still have that? It's almost 2007. If not now, WHEN? It is soooo slow, I don't have to tell you guys. You probably had that at one point or another about 7 years ago when you first started using the internet. Anyway, I just found this list of things to do while you wait for it to connect

Your taxes.
Complete your BA degree.
Watch your hair grow.
Finally clean your keyboard.
Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times.
Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl.
Scribble "I HAVE NO LIFE" on a notepad.
Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it.
Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault.
Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value.
Become mezmerized by your screen saver.
Organize your desk.
Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive.
Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper.
Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance.
Listen to the radio.
Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited".
Clip your toenails.

Enjoy while you wait.

Borat

Did anyone see the new Borat movie? It's called Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. I hear he speaks Hebrew and Yiddish in the movie. He makes fun of Jews. But I hear he is also Jewish, so he gets permission to do that. LOL.

Anyone seen it? Planning to see it? Is it worth the $10?

Can we have some reviews on it?

Latest Trends

Do you follow the latest trend? Do you buy the 'in' handbag, scarf or shoe? Is your wardrobe just one color when that color is hot? Do you own an Ipod or a Blackberry? If you answered yes, then are you into the latest trend? ARE YOU ANTI-BUSH? This trend was never so hot!

What is wrong with people these days? To be popular all you need is a 'F*** Bush' T-shirt. The ignorance of some people just makes my head hurt!

The media puts a negative spin on every word the President says, every move he does. Things aren't going exactly as planned. Is that a reason to turn your back on everything you believe in?
Magazines and radio programs used to be about reporting the news and letting the viewiers/listeners deciding what's right or wrong. Well things have drastically changed! Noone wants to be seen wearing the 'GO BUSH, GO' T-shirt anymore.
Why isn't it boycotted, just like the Dixie Chicks music isn't sold in many stores and many radio programs refuse to play their songs.
The following is only a few of the comments celebrities have made that show how ignorant they are.

"Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas" -Dixie Chicks

"The man's embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either." -Julia Robert

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy." -Cher

"I'm not a George Bush supporter, and I'm eagerly awaiting the end of his term." &
"Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president's. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office." -Scarlett Johansson
That's right Scarlett. Cause you know exactly what it takes to win this war, make peace in Israel, convince North Korea that not destroying us is a good idea, etc.

I'm outta here for now. Would love to hear your comments. Thanks